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The second grader was in bed with from Flashcomment Children jokes Jokes
The second grader was in bed with a cold and high temperature. 'How high is it, Doctor?' she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three,' said the doctor. 'What is the world record?'

Mandy was applying for a summer jobHow from Flashcomment Children jokes Jokes
Mandy was applying for a summer job. 'How old are you?' asked the owner of the store. 'I'm twelve years old, Sir,' answered Mandy. 'And what do you expect to be when you grow up ?' 'Twenty one, Sir.'

Trevor Thats a cool pair of stockings from Flashcomment Children jokes Jokes
Trevor: That's a cool pair of stockings you have on Jill. One red and one green. Jill: Yes, and I have another pair just like it at home.

Mum Jackie go outside and play with from Flashcomment Children jokes Jokes
Mum: Jackie, go outside and play with your whistle. Your father can't read his paper. Jackie: Wow, I'm only eight and I can read it

Mother What do you mean the school from Flashcomment Children jokes Jokes
Mother: What do you mean, the school must be haunted ? Daughter: Well, the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

Mary arrived home from school covered in from Flashcomment Children jokes Jokes
Mary arrived home from school covered in spots. 'Whatever's the matter ?' asked her mother. 'I don't know,' replied Mary, 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

Mother I told you not eat cake from Flashcomment Children jokes Jokes
Mother: I told you not eat cake before supper. Daughter: But, Mum, it's part of my homework. 'If you take an eighth of a cake from a whole cake, how much is left.

On the first day at school the from Flashcomment Children jokes Jokes
On the first day at school the girls were sizing each other up and boasting, trying to make good impressions on each other. 'I come from a one-parent family,' said one little girl proudly. 'That's nothing. Both my parents remarried after they got divorced. I come from a four parent family !'

A little girl was next in line from Flashcomment Children jokes Jokes
A little girl was next in line. 'My name's Curtain,' she said. 'I hope your first name is not Agnate ?' 'No, it's velvet !'

Two girls were talking in the corridor from Flashcomment Children jokes Jokes
Two girls were talking in the corridor. 'That boy over there is getting on my nerves,' said Clarrie. 'But he's not even looking at you,' replied Clara. 'That's what's getting on my nerves,' retorted Clarrie.

Mum theres a man at the door from Flashcomment Children jokes Jokes
'Mum, there's a man at the door collecting for the Old Folk's Home. Shall I give him Grandma ?'

John kept pestering his parents to buy from Flashcomment Children jokes Jokes
John kept pestering his parents to buy a video, but they said they couldn't afford one. So one day John came home clutching a package containing a brand-new video. 'Where in the World did you get the money to pay for that ?' asked his father suspiciously. 'It's OK, Dad,' replied John, 'I've traded the TV in for it.'

A certain little boy had been spanked from Flashcomment Children jokes Jokes
A certain little boy had been spanked by his father one morning. When his dad came in from the office that evening, the boy called out sulkily, ' Mum ! your husband's just come home.'

Mum yelled Johnny from the kitchen you from Flashcomment Children jokes Jokes
'Mum,' yelled Johnny from the kitchen, 'you know that dish you were always worried that I would break ?' 'Yes dear, what about it ?' 'Well your worries are over.'

George knocked on the door of his from Flashcomment Children jokes Jokes
George knocked on the door of his friend's house. When his friend's mother answered he asked, 'can Albert come out to play?' 'No, said the mother, 'it's too cold.' 'Well, then,' said George, ' can his football come out to play ?'

Eddies father called up to him Eddie from Flashcomment Children jokes Jokes
Eddie's father called up to him, 'Eddie, if you don't stop playing that trumpet I think I'll go crazy!' Eddy replied, 'I think you are already, I stopped playing half an hour ago.'

William Ive been told that you have from Flashcomment Children jokes Jokes
'William, I've been told that you have been fighting with the boys next door,' said mum. 'yes, but they're twins, so I wanted some way to tell the apart.'

Mum How can you practice your trumpet from Flashcomment Children jokes Jokes
Mum: How can you practice your trumpet and listen to the radio at the same time ? Son: Easy. I have two ears!

Dick and Jane were arguing furiously over from Flashcomment Children jokes Jokes
Dick and Jane were arguing furiously over the breakfast table. ' Oh you're so stupid!' shouted Dick. 'Dick!' said their father, 'that's quite enough of that! Now say you're sorry.' 'OK,' said Dick. 'Jane, I'm sorry you're stupid.'

Bens dad was building a pine bookshelf from Flashcomment Children jokes Jokes
Ben's dad was building a pine bookshelf and Ben was watching and occasionally helping. ' What are the holes for ?' Ben asked. 'They're knot holes,' said his dad. 'What are they, then, if they're not holes ?' asked Ben.